Mini-Moribund Mini-Moribund

Frequently Asked Questions, answered by Nikki.

Is Mini-Peter for sale?
Nope, sorry!

Will you be making any more Mini-Peters?
There is only ONE Mini-Peter!
If I get really bored and/or ambitious one day, I might make another Peter Gabriel action figure, possibly based on the Secret World Live DVD, but there are no solid plans for that at the moment.

So... is he for sale?

Is Mini-Peter, erm, anatomically correct?
LOL! How did I know I'd get that question? Well, to be honest, I couldn't say. Only Mini-Peter knows for sure, and he isn't telling. I think he just likes to keep everyone guessing... or maybe he isn't and he's pissed off about it. Who knows? Besides, why are you asking that, anyway? Do you have some sort of action figure fetish? I mean, that's totally cool if you do... I'm groovy with it, and Mini-Peter is flattered. In fact, if you get all hot and steamy over 1:6 scale figures, make sure you've seen Mini-Peter's abs!


Awww, he's so cute! Surely he's for sale?

But couldn't you PLEEEASE just make a few more and sell them???
It took about 22 hours over three days and cost over $40 to make this one, and that doesn't even get into the physical strain, stress, frustration, etc., or the making of the accessories. While it was well worth it to me to do it one time, you would NOT pay the price I would have to charge to go through all of that again, I guarantee!! Besides, I don't think it would be entirely legal without the real Peter's permission, and I just don't want to deal with it. Sorry!

Speaking of the real Peter, what does he think of all of this?
Real Peter hasn't said anything yet. If he's even aware of this site, I just hope he's not creeped out or anything - it's all in fun and admiration, after all (and lots of boredom). We've had a few fake guestbook entries from people claiming to be him, but we saw right through those, so please don't even try it. Mini-Peter claims he'll "just know" when it's really Real Peter, and I believe him. Besides - while we would truly love to hear from Real Peter, we know he's busy... doing... something... hopefully making an album instead of surfing the net reading the ridiculous adventures of his mini-self. ;-)

Aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?
He is an ACTION FIGURE, thank you very much, and he would appreciate it if you would remember that!

machine gun

Okay... so it's a plastic gun and it doesn't really work... but he can still beat you with it!!

beating gun

Wow, he sure is a feisty little devil, isn't he?
Yeah, he's a handful, but give him a break. I mean, when you're only a foot tall, you really can't afford to take any crap from anyone, now can you?

You make a good point. Just one more thing... is Mini-Peter for sale?
This FAQ is over. Good-bye.